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Ever wanted to feel like the most unattractive, nonathletic, overweight, most useless piece of shit in the world?
Just head on over to Brent Street for a day.
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Except ice cream. And dark chocolate. And white chocolate. And tim tams. And mint slices. And muffins. And most forms of cake. And chicken schnitzel. And cheese. A
And pesto, pizza, cream, chicken crimpy shapes, hummus, satay sauce, pudding and vegemite. And also hot chips.
This is even from a skinny person. Take that skinny bitches that say food isn’t great. Cos it is!! It’s really great.