Facetious Ramblings

May102013

jtotheizzoe:

Allie Brosh and Hyperbole and a Half are back after a year and a half of internet silence. That’s incredibly good news for people who like awesome things.
I point this out for two reasons:
It contains one of the best evolutionary biology illustrations of all time (above), about how we are at the end of a long line of things that successfully avoided getting chewed to death.
It is one of the greatest explorations and personal stories of depression and mental health that I have ever seen, and should really be read by every single damn person on Earth.

Allie Brosh and Hyperbole and a Half are back after a year and a half of internet silence. That’s incredibly good news for people who like awesome things.

I point this out for two reasons:

It contains one of the best evolutionary biology illustrations of all time (above), about how we are at the end of a long line of things that successfully avoided getting chewed to death.

It is one of the greatest explorations and personal stories of depression and mental health that I have ever seen, and should really be read by every single damn person on Earth.

hyperbole and a half Allie Brosh Never laughed and cried so much Welcome back allie

April212013

thatperfumeperson:

kuku-xu-musu:

remember when Ace Ventura used The Monopoly Guy as a human wrap?

And you must be the monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free parking

“Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars.”

April102013

shesohard asked: Oh right brad?

Nope, it’s bec :)

January302013

Ever wanted to feel like the most unattractive, nonathletic, overweight, most useless piece of shit in the world?

Just head on over to Brent Street for a day.

useless

January292013

Miranda season finale has left me needing a duvet cocoon.

(via ohreallo)

miranda miranda hart

January222013

thatperfumeperson:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Except ice cream. And dark chocolate. And white chocolate. And tim tams. And mint slices. And muffins. And most forms of cake. And chicken schnitzel. And cheese. A
And pesto, pizza, cream, chicken crimpy shapes, hummus, satay sauce, pudding and vegemite. And also hot chips.

This is even from a skinny person. Take that skinny bitches that say food isn’t great. Cos it is!! It’s really great.

skinny weight loss hot chips!!!!!

2AM

(via loljunkie)

it's not like I expected the spanish inquisition

1AM

trilltrillian:

“Who is this?”

“We don’t know.”

Best sitcom character EVER.

So happy to see this guy again.

miranda hart miranda who are you? I don't know

1AM

You know, there’s always something with you isn’t there? On the one day that I was struggling and needed your help like you always do, your issues are still more important, even though they very rarely are.

(Source: sirbarrowman, via mirudders)

miranda hart

January182013

I’m buying this for you Ben.

(Source: quanofsteeel)

banana